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Dear Lady Margaret Hoby¹,

I'm going to pwn you. Just you watch. My essay on you is going to be so good, despite the fact that your diary is hideously boring. Just wait. You'll see.

Signed,
Student who has to write 10 pages about you.

^{[1] Earliest known female diarist in England. Also incidentally the subject of my next essay.}