apples are hotter than a hot woman (and you should know exactly who i mean)

Hi, my homies.
I've practically abandoned my LJ, it seems. Well, not really, but it lost its sex appeal :(

Question: Do any of you own or use an Apple computer? If so, are you willing to let me harass you with 1000 questions? >:D
I'm pretty positive that I want to get one (a laptop for school, and to use in the future), but I kind of don't want to have a seizure/heart attack/death in the process. :( *looks cute*
I have to go to sleep now, but I'll do a real update soonish... maybe. Bye :D