mini-letters

Dear Eugene O'Neill,

You were a twisted but brilliant man. You scare me.

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Dear people who keep saying mean things about me under the pretense that I am the devil,

Please stop it already. You're misinformed and biased, and it's getting annoying.

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Dear people who act nice to my face and then talk about me behind my back,

I'm not stupid and I know you're doing it. It's sad that you're so insecure that you have to feel better about yourself by turning people against me. In fact, I just pity you.

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Dear immune system,

I am disowning you and getting a new one.

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Dear school,

Stop being so easily skippable. If the classes were interesting and actually taught me something, I'd suffer by missing it. Weird.

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Dear U of T,

Accept me now or die. Actually, I think it's Univeristy College's fault since Woodsworth people have gotten in. Therefore,

Dear UC,

Accept me now or die.

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Sincerely yours...